This reads like something Bo Burnham would write/perform.
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Been playing it for around 17 years, and it is still quite fun.
The only difference then is to switch to a pay as you go rather than fixed monthly payments.
Decent try considering most of the options were USA specific.
I think the only thing you'd lose is the 'social' aspects of GitHub, but I believe that can be made up with a combination of rss feeds (?), ActivityPub etc.