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caffeine··on I must announce the immediate end of service of SSLPing
I don’t know what your service is but that’s enough traffic that you likely find a willing buyer?

I recently discovered that there is a pretty active market in people buying/selling smaller businesses and websites like this.

Whether you like what the buyer does with it is a different issue…

caffeine··on Elon has decided not to join our board
Basically Elon is the largest shareholder. If he wants to join the board, that is best for Twitter and Elon.

If he doesn’t want to, that is also best. Whatever he wants is best because he is the biggest shareholder.

caffeine··on Elon has decided not to join our board
This entire comment is baseless ad-hominem and psychological speculation. It offers no useful point, and does nothing to advance the discourse.
caffeine··on Changing jobs during the Great Resignation
> As someone who recently left a very well compensated position at a hedge fund

Why did you leave?

caffeine··on Changing jobs during the Great Resignation
> The real problem would be if the people making all this money just hoard it

It’s not actually really possible to hoard money. A dollar is meaningless until you use it to convince someone to give you something.

If you just accumulated $1T in cash and hid it under your mattress, all those people wouldn’t just do $1T less stuff. They would just do a little more for $1 than they would’ve before. That adjustment might take a little while so the fed might (did) print $1T to speed things along.

Also, when some one like Jeff or Elon is worth $300b - it doesn’t mean he has $300b. It just means that other people are willing to purchase their shares in eg Amazon such that if were to sell all of them at that price, it would add up to $300b.

But that money didn’t change hands, it’s just indicative. And of course if Jeff were to say “I’m selling all my shares right now who wants em” the price would change dramatically because nobody actually wants to buy all that. So really he would get about half of the money or something.

caffeine··on Changing jobs during the Great Resignation
< Is that a common strategy?

Yes. And it’s a good one. Even from the point of view of job satisfaction. The more $ you are paid, the more expensive it is for the company to waste your time.

Also, it means you are working with other high-paid people, which means they are results-oriented - not there for some childish, naive crusade to change the world.

caffeine··on Changing jobs during the Great Resignation
> I just don't think many or most tech companies have anything positive to offer the world. All these companies simply exist to make money.

IMHO, making money IS providing something positive to the world. A lot of people are employed, and those people get to buy art or cookies or college for their kids or whatever.

A lot of customers are served, and presumably got something they wanted.

caffeine··on Ask HN: New hire at Facebook, getting weird cult vibes
I understood “safe” means nobody from management is watching, and “real” means cult-mode is switched off.
caffeine··on Ask HN: New hire at Facebook, getting weird cult vibes
Try making friends w some people in their late 30s / 40s and have a few beers away from bosses… I bet the charade comes off and you can meet some actual humans.
caffeine··on SpaceX's Starship: America's Secret Weapon
Agreed.
caffeine··on SpaceX's Starship: America's Secret Weapon
My fear here is:

US government tells Elon to do this.

Elon says no, I won’t build actual weapons.

US government nationalises SpaceX.

Now SpaceX is as effective as the US government (ie not at all) and can no longer produce anything useful.

China wins. The end.

caffeine··on Tell HN: Recruiters are lying about remote positions
It’s worse than that: the only people who hang around are the ones they probably wouldn’t want.

Their hiring model is theoretically a bell curve but when you cut off the top percentiles it severely affects the resulting performance (ie you failed to hire the 20% of ppl who were going to do 80% of the good work)

caffeine··on Tell HN: Recruiters are lying about remote positions
Anyone have experience being remote cofounders in the very beginning of a startup?

In my case it’s someone I know well but we would be located in different cities. Would love to talk to anyone who has experience with this.

caffeine··on I thought I’d have accomplished a lot more today and also before I was 35 (2020)
Two things to think about:

1. Maybe steady-state “feeling happiness” isn’t a good goal? Like, so what if you “feel happy?” If that’s all you want, opiates are widely available.

Maybe a better set of goals would be “peak satisfaction” combined with tangible external outcomes that you consider worthwhile.

2. The accomplishments you have listed are mostly about yourself. They feel empty now because you have basically got yourself under control. What can you improve in the world outside yourself? Can you improve the company where you work? Or your family in some tangible way?

I’ll give you one small example:

My cousin and his wife had failed two expensive rounds of IVF already, and they are comfortable but not in high paying jobs. They were struggling to afford another round. They had asked the family for help with a go fund me but didn’t come close to what was needed.

I had just gotten a bonus, and the total amount needed (several $K) was an amount I could well afford so I just sent it to them. I didn’t make it a big deal, and made sure they understood they owe me nothing.

To this day, I get a warm glow of satisfaction when I see my niece or they send pictures.

Way more than what I get from checking my bank account or reflecting on other “self” accomplishments.

caffeine··on I thought I’d have accomplished a lot more today and also before I was 35 (2020)
< Exercise will make you happy, but only while you're doing it. Getting a raise will make you happy, but only for a short time period after that raise. "Having" a relationship won't make you that happy, but the process of building the relationship is highly enjoyable.

Hey, thank you for crystallising such a fundamental and valuable piece of wisdom so neatly.

caffeine··on I thought I’d have accomplished a lot more today and also before I was 35 (2020)
I managed to read the first two paragraphs before being quite certain the rest would be a waste of time.

As far as I can tell (not a psychiatrist), this individual is suffering from mental illness and could benefit greatly from cognitive behavioural therapy.

I hope he gets better soon.

caffeine··on Elon Musk to join Twitter’s board of directors
I meant every word (and more.)
caffeine··on Elon Musk to join Twitter’s board of directors
Can you post a keyword or something that I can use to find the tweet?
caffeine··on Elon Musk to join Twitter’s board of directors
> it's hateful and has no place on the Internet.

Well that’s where we (you and I, but also us collectively as a country, it seems) disagree.

I don’t care that it’s hateful, and I think it should have a place on the internet, and so long as we allow monopolies on the internet, then it needs to have a place on whatever monopoly platform there is.

Anyone who thinks they should be deciding what is “hateful and has no place on the internet” is EXACTLY who should NOT be deciding such things.

caffeine··on Elon Musk to join Twitter’s board of directors
This is great news! Twitter and the rest of the rotten and censorious platforms could use a proper shake-up. Hope the authoritarians and political repressives and anyone who works on the content moderation team all resign in protest! Good riddance!
caffeine··on In Defense of Bitcoin Maximalism
Real-world situations aren’t binary. They don’t just automatically go to the extreme edge case. It’s a common mistake of programmers whose brains are trained to think that way (mine included!)

So when the government is bad people who have guns, it might be tempting to think “There is no mitigation for this because they have guns! They can just exert infinite leverage at any point to squelch any mitigation to their corruption!”

But reality is there are only so many bad guys with guns and they can’t be everywhere all the time. Every additional tool people have to circumvent corruption helps.

Can they access the internet and read content from free countries? Educate themselves? It helps. Even if it invites persecution, it helps.

Can they access some way of storing value their corrupt leaders can’t just steal or print away? It helps. Sure someone can come to the door with a gun and demand your wallet key, but until then, it helps.

caffeine··on The Gov.uk Design System is now live
Based on the issue number, tongue is not in cheek…
caffeine··on A Foolish Consistency: Consul at Fly.io
This seems like a good use-case for the Google Spanner database.
caffeine··on Hard to work with
It is possible to be disagreeable in a constructive way, combined with a “disagree-and-commit” attitude where the team’s success is the priority.

However, I agree with you that it is also possible for a bunch of high performing individuals to have toxic personalities and to form a totally dysfunctional team.

caffeine··on Hard to work with
> Why is it a bad sign if the situation doesn't come up often enough for a formal process to have emerged?

It isn’t necessarily, like if you are about to be employee #1. But even then you want to hear that the person (presumably cofounder) you’re talking to has considered it and will move useless ppl on.

It’s not black and white. You would be looking for a better answer from a more established team.

Consider Netflix famous presentation where it states right in there what they will do, because “it’s a sports team not a family” and they understand the massive collateral damage a single bad performer can have.

> Are they trying to figure out if they can game the system?

Yes it’s possible but a senior person at a company that does in fact have high-performing management probably won’t think that, especially if you ask it tactfully and with context. (“I have had some previous experiences where a single poor performer really dragged down the performance and morale of the whole team, how would you handle something like that here?”)

caffeine··on Hard to work with
I think it’s one of the most important questions you can ask in an interview (as the applicant): does the organisation allow poor performers to stay in their roles? How is performance measured, and how is poor performance treated?

Then you can decide if you like the answers. For me personally, an answer like “performance is evaluated on (X objective criteria). Poor performers are given 3 months to demonstrate improvement on said criteria and then managed out” is good.

A refusal to answer, or waffling about how much we believe in our people, how our process ensures we don’t hire bad performers, how we develop people, etc. is bad.

caffeine··on Hard to work with
This sounds like you are exactly the manager the article is about: who will not identify poor performance for what it is, and reframes it as an ego/communication/other character problem (usually on the part of the high performer).

This leads to a highly-agreeable, low-performance team.

caffeine··on Reinstating our SAT/ACT requirement for future admissions cycles
That’s why I made the comment.

One group wants to delete the tests because they think the test is racist.

The other group wants to delete it because they are actually racist.

I found the irony of it amusing.

caffeine··on Maybe you should do less 'work'
Ha it’s actually sort of already happening with NFTs. If your celebrity status goes up your NFT value does too.
caffeine··on Maybe you should do less 'work'
> And once you reduce your life to a neo-liberal economic model, is when you will finally grow up and become an adult

I apologise. It’s not what I meant, in two different ways:

1. You’re not JUST a company.

2. The adult realisation isn’t that you’re a company - it’s that you’re responsible, and your decisions have Real Consequences.

I wish I could write more clearly. I made an edit to try to address this.

Thanks.

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